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What happened to the bear that fell in the lake?
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He melted!!
(*when there's no respone, you continue with the second half*)
Do you want to know why he melted?
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Because he was a POLAR BEAR!!
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Hah, I actually got that. *Ginormous geek here*
Well, my favorite joke when I was little was this:
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says "choo, choo" and the other says "Spit out your gum!"
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Terrible, I know. But pretty funny.