She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Genre: Romantic-comedy
Setting: A small town in Texas
Date: July 3, 2011
This is the story about a female farmer who thinks some of the local guys have sexy tractors. She's the daughter to a big time farmer who has just recently hit a few road bumps. But it's okay, as her best friend is more than willing to bend over backwards to help. You see, he loves her, but she doesn't really see him in that sort of light. But why would she? Hell, there are some other tractor drivers that could really turn a woman on.
She has four options. One - She could date her best friend of nine years. Two - She could run off with her best friend's brother. Three - Her best friend's single cousin is the new guy in town and he has the looks and the goods. Four - With her family's farm going under, she could tie the knot with a rich, young farmer and save everything.
Now every woman needs some guidance. She has three people that really help pull her along. One - Her BFF for life that always knows just what she's thinking. Two - Daddy always knows what's best; he's been helping his little girl out since she was a wee-little thing. Three - Her younger sister doesn't know much, but she hates to see Big Sissy cry so she pipes in from time to time.
What will happen? Hell, how are we supposed to know?