*comes in with Critter and Birdie*

This is really cute! I'm sure we'll all have a lot of fun here.

Birdie: *elegantly settles into a chair, primly fanning out his hair in the most artistic way possible*

Critter: *tugs* Let me off the leash now! We're here!

Me: >_> No way, Jose. You sit right here and behave.

Critter: :insane: BUT YOU SAID WE COULD COME HERE AND PLAY!

Me: *sighs*