xDDDD

Leonard Gerritson. Oh god that's hilarious. Now if only his name was Leonard Wight. Or Garrett Erland. Ooooh fuuuun. xDD


Okay, so here's me attempting to see it from his 19-year-old self-centered perspective:

"What a two-faced bitch. First she tells me she can't afford to pay for my groceries and then she goes out an buys an engagement ring for her fucking girlfriend that probably cost half her paycheck. No wonder she can't afford groceries for the six of us: she's spending all her money on stupid unimportant shit like that instead of things like food and rent. And what does Liz ever do for us? She doesn't even LOOK for a job. Why doesn't she kick HER out instead of me? This is unfair. This is UNFAIR! Me and Wil have been through more than those two have and what do WE get for it: nothing. We get nearly kicked out of the house. Bullshit. I call bullshit. When my lease is up, I am SO out of here."

This is based on several observations I've made about him, and is entirely theoretical. So he never said any of it. But he has some very severe tells.

Good luck finding a place that will let him live there with his credit and his pit bull, that's all I have to say. xDD



That's adorable. I can sort of see why they might think you were preggers, but I'm sure those allegations died down when the two years passed. We're talking about a long-term engagement: possibly three years. That will give us time to get some money, find a place to live that recognizes our union, and give the family time to get used to the idea of having two brides. xD