02-15-2011, 07:52 AM
I predict that more points will be scored for Anti-Valentine sentiment!
Username: Feral Fantom
I have an entry for Image #1!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This Valentine's Day get your loved one a gift that shows you really care, the gift of child slave labor! Porridge not included.
I have an entry for Image #2!
My Valentine Caption: Alright, I'll submit to your demands, because you've taken my heart hostage.
I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love means never having to say I'm going to stab your eye out with a blunt object, so I'm just going to do it.
I have an entry for Image #4!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: John, do we really have to sleep in separate packing crates? That crash test dummy was just a fling! Besides I saw you checking out that dress-form.
I have an entry for Image #5!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: While it certainly made a good Valentine's Day card image, poor little Billy never got over his gynophobia
I have an entry for Image #6!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Jack, I don't think we're doing this "eloping" thing right...
I have an entry for Image #7!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: This photo taken moments before the Great Jellystone Park Wedding Disaster.
I have an entry for Image #8!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: BOB! I told you not to let the virgins hold hands!
I have an entry for Image #9!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Subject #12: Story about modern semiotics again resulted in no sex. Beginning to doubt self-help book. Also, manager does not like passed out women left in restaurant.
I have an entry for Image #10!
My Valentine Caption: Roses are red, and our necks may be too, but just cause we're country boys don't mean we don't screw!
Last edited by Feral Fantom; 02-15-2011 at 07:55 AM..
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