I have a dog named Barkley. For lack of a better term, he's... not quite all there. He's adorable and the happiest dog I've ever met, but he does some very strange things.

He chews his butt until he goes bald. He pulls on his junk until pulls himself into a ball. He tries to eat his ears. He pounces and bats like a cat. His eyes will roll back in his head for no apparent reason. He grunts like a pig. He sneezes all the time. He bulldozes you and licks your face. He rolls around on his back. He sits like a teddy bear. He sleeps upsidedown on the couch. His fur is three different colors and textures. He's eaten a butterfly and a humming bird. He's run into lampposts and ball-hitches. He doesn't like cars or bikes.

He's a mess, but i love him anyways. <3