I awoke to my cat clawing my face.

"OH GOD! OW! AGGGHH!!" I grabbed the cat and held him up to face level "Mr. Kibbles...I hate you" With a throw, he flew out of the room. landing perfectly in a toilet with magic. "I need to make some kung pow kitty someday"

I grabbed the remote from the bedside table, the TV flicked to life a reporter screaming into her mike.

"THE WORLD IS DOOMED! ZOMBIES! THEY ROAM THE EARTH! TO EAT THE LIVING WE MU-"

I changed the channel quickly. "Boring...Now..Let's see...AH! HERE WE GO!" The TV flicked on to show the Teletubbies, the greatest show in the world. "AHAHAHAHAHA!!" I slapped my knee, laughing hysterically at the antics of Tinkie Winkie, La-La, Dixie and Po.