I drive down the road, sat in a Lamborghini, the hydraulics bouncing, as I blast Metallica out the windows. I drift around the corner like Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, skidding to a halt.

"No! IT'S A CROWN! WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE ON THE "CROWN" OF YOUR HEAD?!" I banged my head on the steering wheel.

"Your gems are not effective, they're only making them become fashonistas" Points to the Zombies eyeing each other gems, declaring them "fantastic" and "majestic".

"Any more gems and they will try to invade London! AND ENGLAND IS TOO IMPORTANT! THINK OF THE FISH AND CHIPS!" I suddenly noticed a large group of zombies surrounding my car.

"IF YOU EVEN SCRATCH THE PAINTWORK, YOU WILL GET THE BILL!" A zombie stepped forward, his face alight with glee.

He spat on his hand and smeared it on my hood, triumphantly he declared "roflmaololburgercakes"

I let out a furious scream, pulling out my most dastardly weapon. In my hand was a CD, I placed it inside the CD player. Suddenly "Friday" by Rebecca Black burst from the speakers, every zombie in the vicinity exploded into rainbow confetti.

One zombie fell to his knees "THIS S**T IS INSANE!!!!" and fell asleep.

The car ejected the CD and it smashed to tiny pieces as it collided into a building.

I was knocked out in the passenger seat, however I was narrating still through SCIENCE!