My last "wait, what" moment was last night about 11:44 PM when I woke up and saw someone in bed with me. Or, when I thought I saw someone. Then I screamed and woke up and saw someone again. Then they vanished when I moved.

Waking dreams are HILARIOUS, especially when you can't go back to sleep afterwards. I think my "wait, what" moments, should be classified as detrimental to my physical well being, this is ridiculous.