Lamebook.com and Failbook.com have both hilarious and pathetic status updates that I check regularly.
I kind of weeded out most of my dramatic "friends", so those 2 websites have become my only source
of laughter and facepalms.
I highly recommend you check them out, if you haven't already :P

While I deleted most annoying friends and family, there are some that I must remain friends with for one reason
or another. Their "Like my status for ________" updates or the "I love my boobear so much <3 <3" updates get tiring
after a while :sarcasm: