
05-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Oh boy. We're going to have TOO much fun with these two. It'll be great. Now they just needa hurry up and meet. AND BE ALL STARRY EYED FOR ONE ANOTHER AND THEN GET COZY AND HAVE BABIES.
I wonder what Danny's parents would think....
Danny: Mom! I brought home my partner!
Mother: Oh, lovely. Let us prepare.
Father: Yes! Let us.
*A week later and they still haven't met the bride*
*At the wedding ceremony*
Mother: I can't believe Danny wouldn't let us meet his bride...
Father: He must be very proud of his selection!
*music plays and Danny and Zamir walk down the isle*
Mother: Oh, she's lovely.
Father: Yes, yes! She will make a find bride.
*at the alter*
Priest: Do you, Danny, take Zamir to be your lawfully wedded husband.
Mother: WHAT! HUSBAND!
Father: *passes out*
Mother: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME!
Father: *still passed out*
Danny: Whaaaa? You said marry whoever made me happy. This is who makes me smile. Who makes my heart skip a beat. Who makes me feel... alive and complete.
Mother: -_- I'm putting you up for adoption....
Danny: D:
Father: x_______x
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