Saturday ~ The Clown Museum



It took some time, but Howdy was finally able to coax Baby Yan out of the tree with a leftover piece of American-and-not-at-all-French toast he was saving in his back pocket. After all this rambunctiousness, Papa Howdy thought it might be good to exercise their brains and take in a little culture. Their next destination: the museum. But which museum, Howdy pondered. Well, all children love clowns, don’t they?

All children, it seems, except Baby Yan. He instantly flew into a panic and began screaming. “Make them go to hell, Daddy! Make them die and go to hell!” And then he set the place on fire. Howdy should have guessed this outcome, as Baby Yan had done the exact same thing twice before. But third time’s the charm, he had thought. Sprinkles, the proprietor of the museum, asked, “For the love of god, why do you keep bringing him back?!”