Introduction
Welcome! We see you've come across our little party on the shores of Cacao! Don't mind us, we're just busy testing our text book's resistance to salt water *cough* I mean, we're not slacking off or skipping classes or anything, the heck would you think that? *cough*
ANYWAY! Enjoy your stay with us! We've got plenty of coconut milk, roasted pig, and fruity cocktails to share! Just, ya know, don't mention midterms. It gives some of us indigestion.