I was JILTED, so I got REVENGE!
Username: Risque
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How I got REVENGE!: I don't think he ever really loved me, but one thing I know that he actually liked about me was my cooking skills. It was when I found out that he planned on running off with another woman without breaking up with me first that I knew I had to stop him for good. That last night we were together I made one of his favorite stews, imagine his surprise when he found that he was going to be the main ingredient! Really, a chicken is a fitting form for a man like him.

I hope this isn't too grotesque. D: