My family has fun with the door to door people.
Like Jehova's Witnesses.
My dad once answered the door right as my mom accidentally stepped on the dog's foot so they heard a loud YELP and my dad just turned around and yelled into the house. "IS THAT GOAT READY FOR TONIGHT'S SACRIFICE?!" my brother yelled back. "NOT YET, THIS ONE IS A BIT MORE TROUBLESOME THAN THE LAST!!" they don't stop at our house very much now. XD