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iamnotspam
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07-14-2013, 05:11 PM
FLASHBACK:
"OH NO! Amidst all the confusion going on, SOMEBODY STOLE MY STASH OF SPAM!! 
If you had any spam you'd better look for it, too.
It's probably gone.
--Wait, did you hear that?
It sounded like a rowboat! ...It has a black flag with skulls?
I bet they have our spam!! >:(
LET'S GET THEM!!!
[*Insert swimming-after-a-rowboat chase scene here*]
Aw, fidgets! Looks like we lost them in this collection of rowboats.
And, upon further inspection, none of these rowboats seem seaworthy at -- due to all the holes and the rotted wood.
Fixing them won't do any good either; they're so bad they need to be replaced.
Maybe that's even why they're here. :O
Perhaps some Indian race set their rowboats to float away, letting them sail one last time, and the boats all collected over here. o.0
Wha--!! Hey--!! What do those spam-thieving, bilgewater rats of unknown identity, think they're doing?! 
Why are they throwing our cans of spam everywhere?!
Last edited by iamnotspam; 07-14-2013 at 05:57 PM..
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