Originally Posted by Mathonwy

Dear Bank,

The 1950s are over. Not everyone is a housewife able to do her (husband's) banking during your short, limited lobby hours. In the least you could make Saturday a full day. Hell, hire me and I'll work all Saturday myself because I could use a steady job. Financial institutions are some of the most profitable in the world and, in the U.S. at least, you're able to make investments using depositors' money. The least you can do, then, is stay open for your depositors. Thanks.

Yours,
Mathonwy