Alexis wasn't faring much better. By the fourth week, she thought she'd start shooting people just to keep them from making more paperwork. She was too tired to deal with this anymore; she'd been keeping later hours than most of the other agents, on top of keeping track of all her assets.

So when Coulson finally found someone he approved of for the job, she sent him a memo saying she needed time off or they'd be cleaning Stark off the ceiling.