That's the life
If I read French, I would be able to guess a lot of what it meant because a lot of the words are similar to English (similar sounding, maybe not similar spelling)

I usually only get the actors, which I'm not fussed about. Most of the time it's me finally meeting them and getting a signature .
One time, a friend kept going on about Shrek, and started reading weird Shrek fanfics he found on 4chan, and I was so angry cause I dreamed of Shrek that night I work up angry.