The ones I see in stores are all pretty small, like, about a foot long or so?
Hmm. Maybe I'll ask the store that sells the snakes and see if they have feeder mice, or at least know other stores that do sell them.

Ticklish? I don't think so... She does purr when I stroke her just the right way, usually her lower back near where the tail would be. And she squeals so loudly whenever plastic bags rustle!

...Wow. That's really crappy. If smoking weed is illegal there, maybe you can call the police or something to catch them in the act so to stop them?