Your wish is granted. You are now the star of a Medical Mystery show as they try to figure out how roses keep growing up out of your stomach, up your esophagus and sprouting out of your mouth and nose. So far, they've dropped watermelon seeds down there to see if that would grow too and infested you with ladybugs to take care of the aphids that keep crawling up your nose.

*drops in a quarter*

I wish that snow would shovel itself in the winter. Can we please arrange that? :D