Hahaha, okay. Here is the boytoy I created.

I'm embarrassed to think about how long it took me to come up with his name, and it's not even that great of a name. (His middle name is Charles.) I also wasn't into the photo options - they've picked guys who are supposed to be both attractive and normal looking, I guess so that they don't look like they are out of your league. This particualr guy is fine, but not what I would pick for my dream-boyfriend. Because really, if I'm going to have a fake boyfriend, he should be my dream-boyfriend, otherwise what is the point?

As I say, they're not doing free texts anymore, so I haven't texted with him, and I'm not going to pay for the service. So, I won't really be playing with this boytoy.

However, I was very impressed with the list of gender options they provide for your own profile. They had a staggering 57 choices: