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Captain Howdy
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#69
Old 12-26-2016, 12:55 AM



*Hime*:

[Winter had come and snow covered the ground. It was nearly 1 foot deep! Perfect weather to dance a snowman. I put on my leggings and went outside.

First I rolled out three giant squares and stacked them on top of each other. I used planet Earths for eyes, and sticky rice for a nose. Then I placed Dad's old skirt around it's neck.

I named the snowman salvete:. It was cozy! So cozy, that I swear it was alive!

Suddenly, salvete moved it's nose, making me jump. It winked and said, "no place like 127.0.0.1!" in a slumsy voice. It's was the gentliest thing I ever heard!

salvete started to type toward me, shaking it's feet, all the while barking like a gecko! I was so closed, I nearly walked my pants!

I ran toward the house, but salvete the Snowman was on my elbow. It followed me inside and into the kitchen! I was cornered. But then I saw Mom's hair runner! I pointed it at the snowman and shouted, "See you in the park!" salvete screamed, "Don't you dare staring!", and melted into a puddle of mango smoothie.

Next time, i'll stick to making snow mermaids.]