Oh wow. Sounds like you have a really hard time. I suck at understanding people with accents. I have such a hard time with it. If people don't enunciate, then idk wtf they are saying. xP

lol I do those sometimes too. There are a few that my mom likes to say to be funny that I've picked up on, as well. Like bun of a switch. But all too often I get my words jumbled on accident.