Originally Posted by Nephila

Eww! Convention creepers are like the worse kind. Seriously. The balls to hit on someone in-front of their mother too. like wtf!

One of my recent ones was when my daughter and I were dressed as Maleficent and Evil-Lyn. We dubbed ourselves "The bad witches" as we stomped around looking through Pokemon stuff. (her fandom not mine) Anyway, some old guy (older than me at 36) dressed up as one of the face clouds from Mario said.

"I'll be the fluffy filling in your evil lesbian Oreo." *cringe*

In unison me and my kiddo were like "That's my girl/mom." And walked our geeky butts right out of there and searched for Chris. Like we were only separated from our "Man owner" for 20 mins and cringe happened. Cringe never happens like that when he's around. I guess because he's big with a huge red beard so the creepers avoid contact with someone so super masculine.

Lilith kept hissing at clouds for a week after that. Hilarious.