No no I hear ya. bacon and ham, while both pig, do NOT taste the same bacon is life
What area are you in? (If you don't mind me asking :3)
Im in NC so not really a big "pizza" area like NYC or Chicago, and in my town NO ONE can seem to make pizza that isn't just raw dough in the middle >.>
But yeah, we'd get deep dish from Jet's Pizza and turbo crust with garlic and just