1) She's just plainnnnnn weird.

2) I'd have to move all the way to New York City for that now won't I? Ohhhh man just the thought of it *rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* oh I should watch the movies with him in it now!

3) He better watch his back. Or not. I'd rather I send you a guillotine and capture him, and you just get the job over with, yes?

4) Nah her bunnies been removed years ago. But yeah she wanna take 'em away. She's not my mother but she's my mother's sister...which means...I'm stuck either way.

She lectured me about DRIVING at the speed limit...*eyeroll*