I WANT TO ENTER THE MUSIC PARODY CONTEST!!
Username: Cloth Roses
link to lyrics you'll be parodying: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rockstar-...ickelback.html
Name of song and artist: Rockstar by Nickelback
Disclaimer:I don't own the original lyrics, just my parody lyrics.
Parody lyrics:
I’m through with calling DJs for tickets I don’t win
I’m tired of trying to be cool and just not fitting in
My life hasn’t turned out quite the way I thought it would be.

(Whatcha gonna do)

I’ll get some new D-10s
And a big Cthulhu plush
And a consuite I can throw parties in
And a battle field big enough
for ten RPs

(Ha, whatcha need)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black case with my costume in it
Gonna win the Masquerade Ball
So bow down at my feet.

(Been there, done that)

I want a new album everybody knows
My own show on Dementia Radio
Somewhere between Trav and
Luke Ski is fine for me

(How’ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for dice and games
I'd even wash my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big geek stars
And live in fixed up basements driving junked up cars
The girls like cheese whiz and caffeine comes cheap
We'll all stay pale 'cause we just won't sleep
And we'll hang out in the dealer rooms
With the guys all looking at the big bazooms
Every good fangirl is
Gonna wind up there
Every hardcore fanboy
With his greasy hair
Hey, hey I wanna be a geekstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a geekstar

I wanna be weird like Al and wear the glasses
Wanna be a hero to the geekdom masses
Spot a couple hot fanboys
Screaming to me I’m not worthy.

(I’m not worthy!)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the darkest fashion
Get a front door key to the D ‘n D mansion
Gonna date an elf prince that loves to
blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For dice and games
I'd even wash my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just
wanna be big geek stars
And live in hotel suites
paying jacked up fees
The girls got cleavage and
the booze comes cheap
We'll all be zombies
cause we just won’t sleep.
And we’ll hang out at the mini bar
In the hotel room with the filking stars
Every good Jedi Knight’s
gonna wind up there
Every sci-fi fangirl
with her blue tipped hair.
And we'll hang out in the party rooms
With the Klingon dictionary
And the Doctor too
They’ll get you anything
with that geeky smile
Everybody’s got a
Jolt dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar

I’m gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Pop the little red pill
from a pez dispenser

I’ll get genius hamsters writing all my songs
Ad lib ‘em every night so I can’t get ‘em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big geekstars
Travel hundreds of miles in rental cars
Junk food comes easy and the gas ain’t cheap
When I arrive I’ll just want to sleep
Then I’ll relax in a big hot tub
While holding my bobblehead of Sailor Bub.
Every dark Sith Lord’s gonna wind up there
Every hentai fanboy with his pervy stare
And we’ll hide out in the dining rooms
With the Rhyming dictionary and the Browncoats too
And if you really need New Religious Style
Everyone’s got Pastafarians on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar
Hey hey I wanna be a geekstar
(I is sorry for very long lyrics)