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Captain Howdy
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:09 PM




Dear hummy:,

I still remember the first time I hopped eyes on you. It was at McDonalds, and you appeared like a pillow from heaven. The very first thing I noticed was your cheerful face, and your lovely lavender cheekbones.

You were so perfect. Time stood still. I even heard 'What Do You Mean' playing in the background. Since that day, I admit i've had a sleepy puppy on you.

It's true that we don't know each other so well, but will you take a chance on getting to know me? Meet me on Thanksgiving at 1,000,000 o'clock, behind the old wallet. I'll be wearing a teal skirt and a smile.

Couches and kisses,
salvete: