LANCE HAD EVERY RIGHT OT BE AFRAID OF SANTA. I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT FAT STALKING BASTARD WAS SATAN.
I MENA, SANTA CNA SPELL SATAN.
SANTA IS RED.HE WATCHES YOU
AND LAUGHES LIKE A MANIAC.
WHO GOES "HOHOHOOO!"?
EVIL PEOPLE, THAT'S WHO!
HE'S SECRETLY CALLING PEOPLES HO'S.

-COMFORTS MARIA-