"I COME FROM THE LAND OF UBERGOOBERS SURVIVEING ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND OREOS I USED TO HAVE A BRAIN BUT THE PLAYDOH PEOPLE STOLE IT SO NOW ITS REPLACED BY A LAZY HAMPSTER WITH A RUSTY WHEEL MY AVI HAS A MIND OF HER OWN I TRY TO DRESS HER AND SHE TELLS ME NO SOMETIMES FOR TOOTS AND GIGGLES I LIKE TO RUN OUT OF GAS WITH NO WHERE TO GO AT THE FORK IN THE ROAD AND TELL MY FRIENDS IF THEY WOULD TOOT WE CAN GET THE CAR RUNNING AGAIN , IM TRYING TO CONVINCE THE IRS THAT MY CATS ARE DEPENDENTS AND I SHOULD GET TO CLAIME THEM ON MY TAXS , I OWN A CONVERTABLE MULTICOLORED PICKLE SHAPED SPACESHIP THAT HAS DUCKTAPE SEATBELTS BUBBLEWRAP SEAT COVERS AN EIGHT TRACK PLAYER AND RUNS ON GUMMIEBEARS , I LIKE TO VACATION ON PLANET IGGNORANOUS AT THE WALLYWORLD IN THE TOY DEPARTMENT OR THE CAMPING SECTION ON GREEN RAIN DAYS , I HANG OUT WITH THE SMURFS ON WEEKENDS AND PLAY LEAP FROG WITH UNICORNS I WEAR POPTARTS FOR EAR RINGS AND USE THE TV ANTENNA AS A HAT TO SUMMON ALIENS AND THE REASON I WRITE IN CAPS IS BECAUSE MY CELL PHONE IS POSSESED BY MUTANT DINOSAUR NINJAS AND WELL THEY TOLD ME TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD AND THE VOICES THREATENED TO LEAVE ME IF I DID NOT DO IT , AND IF THEY LEAVE I WILL BE LONELY ;(