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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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06-21-2013, 10:39 PM
You've made your way to the hotel, checked in, signed the resister and are eager to see where you'll be sleeping. It's off to your room.
Will it be lush or lame?
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J +10 Points
Your suite is breathtaking. The bed is grand and the view spectacular. You instantly feel at peace. It’s like you’re truly coming home for the first time.
E +9 Points
This is living. Your room has all the comforts of home and so much more.
A +8 Points
There’s opulence, and then there’s this. Your room spares no detail when it comes to luxury. It all looks rather expensive, so much so that you’re almost afraid to touch anything.
G +7 Points
From the mirrored ceilings to the heart shaped tub to the nearby cabinet filled with questionable accessories, you feel a might uneasy in your room. Though the vibrating bed is kinda fun. Hope they’ve washed the sheets.
I +6 Points
Yours is a lovely room, when you can see it. Due to current electrical problems, you’re forced to go without power. The hotel was nice enough to supply you with candles, though. For a small fee.
H +5 Points
Your accommodations are quite nice. Too bad you can’t enjoy it more. The people in the next room are pretty noisy. It's the middle of the night, but there's music and loud talking and you may be wrong, but you swear you also heard a goat.
D +4 Points
It’s been a long trip and you’re eager to settle into your room. Inside you find a woman eating breakfast. You apologize for your mistake, but she assures you’re in the right room. The place is double booked, so you’ll be sharing. This is an awkward situation, made even more so when the woman’s husband returns from his shower, without a towel.
B +3 Points
“This can’t be right,” you say. This room is completely bare. The owner explains that theirs is a minimalist establishment. Material goods distract one from examining the inner self. You say your inner self really wants a bed, but no dice.
F +2 Points
An empty room is definitely a step up from this one. It’s filthy. Dirt and debris coat every surface. You’re hesitant to sit on the bed, but it’s the only way to get away from the bugs and rodents running underfoot.
C +1 Point
Heading down into the basement, you feel something is amiss. The room is hot, humid and windowless. Plus there's a slight, chocking chemical smell. You’re led to an old cot set up next to a pair of large metal tanks. This is the boiler room! And you’re expected to sleep down here? -- Well, have fun.
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Last edited by Captain Howdy; 07-10-2013 at 10:17 PM..
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