I was unable to attend the Momocon 2009 because usually I am busy raising emus on my emu farm. But it should be known that I had especially set March 15th aside for the pure purpose of attending the con, it was to be my only holiday of the year. (Emu breeding/raising is a very laborious time consuming task) However, when the day of the con arrived , one particularly malicious emu named Marvin escaped it's pen, as a result I was assaulted by the said emu, and had to spend 2 days in Amarillo, Texas's only urgent care clinic having 35 stitches.
Otherwise I assure you I would of been there.

edit: a female shirt please if it is deemed appropriate for my woeful tale.