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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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08-06-2014, 05:23 AM
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Mayor,
I have been very good this year. I would like a new sled, a rocket ship, orthopedic shoes, a Batman costume and bologna. Someone told me you two just got married. That's exciting. I hope you have lots and lots of elves. Say... where do elves come from?
I am very, very happy for you. One time the Mayor took me to Burger King. The exact reasons were never specified, but there we were. He was very polite and at the end of the evening, he walked me to my door. Yeah, i'm still not sure what that was about. But I hope that's exactly what your marriage is like. 
Yours warmly,
Captain Howdy the III, Esq.
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