I bought a sloth costume!
It's my spirit animal!
If it doesn't arrive in time, and I'm pretty sure it won't :( then I'm just gonna dust off my renaissance faire costume, which I didn't get to wear to the fair this year cause it was too freaking cold. But I'll put on tights and a sweater if I'm just sitting on the front step and handing out candy. I really should dig out the sewing machine and make a cloak of some sort.