IT'S A BIT QUIET AROUND HERE!!
Can't be having none of that!
Maybe you leprechauns don't really care for gold any more, is that it?
Maybe you prefer naps, and your mommys reading you stories, is that it?
IT HAD BETTER NOT BE!!!
I want to see some thread creation going on in here! Look at the miserable show I've got from you sorry lot so far! NOT EVEN HALF A PAGE OF 'EM! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!
*takes a deep breath*
I am trusting you to the extreme now. I am going to be off camp until later on today, and I am expecting you to prove yourselves in my absence! When I return later (and you don't get a time, oh no!) I want to see threads! THREADS!!!
I don't care what they're about, BLARNEY, DO YOU HAVE IT?! You had better hope so, because if this forum's not on its second page by my return...HEAD WILL ROLL 
Of course if upon my return I find you deserved my trust, and you have succeeded in your task, then I may find it within me to reward your efforts...
GET TO WORK!!!
EDIT: I see good efforts so far, well done! KEEP IT UP!!
More threads, MORE POSTS!
Help each other out now, like good little children, so Mommy's not cross when she gets back home <8D