6:35AM: WOMAN WHY YOU BLOWING UP MY PHONE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?
7:11AM: Why, why did I sign up for class at 9AM on a Wednesday?
8:47AM: Good thing you spammed me, not late for class. Woo!
9:01AM: Kill me now. Class is boring. We are talking about water. And I'm drowning. Come back. Don't leave me.
9:34AM: Class is still boring. I will die. Come back and I will sing you more sweet nothings.
9:42AM: PLEASE COME BACCCCCKKKKKKKKK
947AM: >.> You torture me, woman. Forcing me to learn. I see how you are. Fine, I'll take you at 11 when I'm free.