2:42PM: Hey hey you you... CIA is here. They have... uh, come to take away your computer. Claim they will only let you keep it if you tell me your favorite meal to order from Wu Shu Cafe.
2:57PM: >.> WHY YOU NO ANSWER ME BACK!? FBI is here now and they are demanding to know if you prefer tea or coffee. Because... you know dem cops, they enjoy their doughnuts and cawfee ;D
3:06PM: You owe me. Just listened to the worst music in my life. There should be laws against this shit.
3:07PM: Wait a minute... you're in your lawy, debatey class. You write a law that forbids such heinous crimes. My ears need revenge!
3:23PM: Wow... still ignoring me. You leave me no choice! I must now spew nonsense about your beloved Friday class.
3:28PM: Did you know in some states it's illegal to have ice cream on Friday? P.S. What's your favorite flavor? Secret Service is asking.
3:30PM: In Singapore, as it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
3:32PM: Did you know Florida (accidentally) banned all computers and smart phones in internet cafes. So glad I'm not from the USA!
3:33PM: It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. Guess you gotta go back home and put dem panties on ;D
4:00PM: Damn, apparently some kids got busted for some illegal stuff in the woods last night.
4:02PM: Don't want to boast or anything but if someone where to ask you for your whereabouts last night between 11PM and 1AM....
4:03PM: Wait for it...
4:04PM: WAIT FOR IT!!!!
4:05PM: What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
4:06PM: AYOOO
4:07PM: Nothing... nothing?! Not even an "lol?" D: