My Crew Assemble Entry!
Usernames & Crew Rolls: Linnea: hydro technician, Elirona: Botanist, Car'a'carn: Engineer, Woodlandnymph: Scientist, Precarious Fool: Chef
Entry:
Story: Our ship, the S.S. Lackinclothing, is a refugee ship travelling through space looking for a planet to colonize. The crew of the Lackinclothing are all nudists cast out from their home planets for simply not wanting to wear clothes. They're looking to found a colony of nudists from all races on an uninhabited planet (preferably one with a beach) where they can live without judgement and they asses out all the way.

Our first member is Linnea. She is an expert on water, as she comes from a planet that is entirely made of it. No one really got out much on her home planet, which made it that much more of a scandal when she simply refused to wear the clothes of her species. So with a desire to leave her family bubble pod she sought out others who share the same feelings about nakieness. The S.S. Lackingclothing happened to make berth on her planet to get a fresh water supply. It was meant to be! Linnea uses the coral and waterfalls as natural filters and keeps everyone properly hydrated until they find the planet to colonize, and then the real work begins!

Our second crew member is Elirona, a botanist from Lghthnfer. The Lghthnfernians are peaceful and knowledge-seeking historians looking to document everything in the universe. Elirona is on a mission to collect every form of plant life from every planet in the universe, and posing cutely with them. He was exiled from Lghthnfer for being a little too touchy-feely with the plants. And also being naked all the time while doing so.

Our third member is Car'a'Carn. Car'a'Carn is a... A human?? It looks like one of the crew has secretly abducted a human from Planet Earth and incinerated all his clothing! The last thing he remembers is going to sleep after a particularly stressful work day and then... Carn is an Engineer by the looks of him, only... *ZZZZZPOOOF!* Only it looks like he's a rather incompetent Engineer... Hopefully the poor naked human Car'a'Carn can survive way out here in the galaxy and keep the S.S. Lackinclothing from exploding at the same time!

Our fourth member is Woodlandnymph, who hales from the planet Frextron from the Calisto Cluster. The rigorously strict structure of her society stifled her, and with a longing to be free and study her kind of science, Woodlandnymph set off to study the effects of yarbot saliva on alien skin types. Watch your step around her, she's always slathering saliva when she walks by. That certainly does make being a nudist quite convenient.

Our final and most important member is P. Fool. P. Fool just wanted to be Iron Chef, but apparently it's an Earth only thing, and you have to wear clothes. With dreams crushed he joined the S.S. Lackinclothing, where he intends to colonize a new planet, with a better Iron Chef Position (and hookers & blackjack). Take that, Food Network! Some people might question his methods, surely one shouldn't wear the food before serving it, but who can deny the tasty dishes put out before them? Just don't tell him you don't like his food, you think Piper had it bad? That's got nothing on what he'll do to you with only a turkey baster and a can of green beans.