Free things are good, yes. However, I hear Humans also like Goal Achievement. And fashionable items of worth; things to say "look how worthful I am."

I introduce to you now...

Fashionable Feesh.

Its silver scales gleam like stars in the endless sky. Your friends will envy your fresh fishy scent. Place it atop your head for a real statement.

You shall have a chance at winning one every ten pages of this thread. Posters between every ten pages will be put into draw. The most worthful one will win via chance!

Good Luck!