Dystopia
Bitter-Bitter
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12-30-2014, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Dystopia
Making a Good Impression:
It takes a couple of hours, but I get the "no make-up" make-up down pat. And the outfit is juuust right- Not too casual, not too stiff, and just the right amount of festive. Outfit? Check. Thoughtful gift? Check. Deep breath, big smile... Its showtime!
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"I think my grandmother passed out."
Dinner starts off wonderfully. I laugh at your grandfather's outdated jokes, and I nod sympathetically at your grandmother's complaints about her arthritis and bad hip. Everything is golden until halfway through the main dish. Its delicious, but its given me terrible gas! I try to excuse myself to the bathroom, but your grandparents are firm believers in good old fashioned manners. They insist I stay seated until dinner is over!
I manage to hold everything in through seconds and thirds. The meal finally ends, but before I can sneak away, your grandmother asks me to help clear the table! There's no way I can refuse, but as soon as I pick up the first dirty dish...
Your grandmother is mortified! Ladies don't fart! Especially not at the dining table! She faints dead away, and I escape to the bathroom in shame.
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