I didnt make it to the convention because just as I was about to step foot inside, my mind, distracted by unbridled glee and happiness, wandered and allowed myself to fall down a rabbit-hole and I got turned into a gangster. I was called upon to defend our gang's honor and fought a duel with a turtle, armed with a toothpick. With grievous wounds, I stumbled away only to fall off the Edge of the World, but I was caught by a sexy werewolf, who then proceeded to help me back to Momocon- Or so I thought, for when were were almost there he turned into a vampire, sucked my blood, and left me at the door, where I was trampled by Menenewshians unaware of the human doormat underneath their feet. I dragged myself up but I got turned away, because scared members believed I was covered in pasta sauce.

edit:// If I win, a female please <3