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Old 11-01-2018, 09:59 AM

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Username: Captain Howdy
Prompt Number: #3
Title: Gunilla's Swinging Bloodbath Sleepover
Front Cover Blurb: Don't close your eyes at this sleepover... You just might not wake up.
Back Cover Description:
In the year 1960, in the small Swedish town of Uppsidaisy, Muffy, Bunny and Bootsy are three carefree American exchange students studying advanced housewifery. One day at the university they meet the mysterious Gunilla, a pale young woman with a penchant for oversized potato sacks. Bunny and Bootsy are instantly put off by the quiet Gunilla, but the fiery Muffy is oddly drawn to the stranger.

Soon it is the weekend of St. Ikea’s Day, and Gunilla invites the three supple Americans to her country estate for a sleepover. But for what possible reason? They barely know each other. There is apprehension, but Gunilla promises a good time, and it is Muffy who encourages the other two to except the offer of the swinging Swede.

This simple decision puts in motion a shocking series of events previously unrecorded in annals of literary history. Now Muffy, Bunny and Bootsy are drawn into a dark and depraved world they must fight to escape. … But do they want to?

Drugs, Sex, Pillow Fights, Pizza Rolls, Female Homoeroticism, and MURDER!

Time magazine says of Gunilla’s Swinging Bloodbath Sleepover – “An unapologetically salacious dumpster fire fueled by blood and acts of outrageous lesbianism. Stretching out a lengthy 673 pages, each is more tawdry than the last. Naked entrail wresting, animal sacrifices, and I dare not say where they put those Swedish meatballs.”

And Ernest Hemingway says: “9 outta 10 boners. Good stuff.”

Notes (optional): Makes Valley of the Dolls look like Winnie the Pooh.