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Your Username: Chi
Past Tense Verb: ate
Random Date (M/D/Y): 12/12/12
City: Intercourse
Country or State: PA (USA)
Username of Mene Friend: jellysundae
Occupation: hooker
Verb: wince
Plural Noun: cows
Username of Different Mene Friend: Saisei
Adjective: bedraggled
Place: hell
Plural Noun: bedbugs
Past Tense Verb: eaten
Type of Building: morgue
Color: fluorescent yellow
Noun: condom
Username of Different Mene Friend: Cami
Number: 666,666
Game: Monopoly
Verb: wiggle
Vehicle: golf cart
Username of Different Mene Friend: Izumi
Number: 4
Letter of the Alphabet: Z
Plural Noun: baskets
Verb Ending in 'ing': screaming
Animal: donkey
Username of Different Mene Friend: mama juru
Verb: obliterate
Number: 1,201,450
Username of Different Mene Friend: Captain Howdy
Body Part (plural): nipples
Verb Ending in 'ing': gnawing
Verb: slash
Adjective: gaping
Animal (plural): frogs
Body Part: bellybutton
Number: 8
Number: 11
Adverb: jauntily
Number: 20
Noun: laser beam
Adjective: rusty
Verb Ending in 'ing': devouring
Verb Ending in 'ing': vomiting
Plural Noun: bees
Adjective: crusty
Number: 390,239
Occupation: garbage collector
City: Albuquerque
Past Tense Verb: brayed
A Phrase a Crazy Person Would Shout: "AIEEEYAYAYAYAYAYAAAALLLLRIGHTYTHEN!!!"
Plural Noun: pole dancers
Noun: money
Adjective: greasy
Occupation: porcupine breeder
Number: 3
Number: 455