03-18-2009, 05:13 AM
I'm too lazy to go on my main, it's Winter Wind. :3
Here's my tragic sob tale.
So, I was going to the airport so I could fly to Georgia to go to the Momocon 2009. See, I live in California.
Just when I got to the airport, an alien penguin from Pluto abducted my suitcase! I ran and ran after it, weaving through the throngs of people, hopping over chairs, then all of a sudden they said my flight was leaving!
I mean, jeez, I thought they called your name a few times before the plane leaves?
I sat down, cursed the penguin, then decided there was nothing to be done. I slowly trudged to my car. My next brilliant plan was to drive to Georgia. Well, if I was going to get there in two hours, I'd have to use my secret light-speed pedal.
When I was on the freeway, my foot was an inch away from the light-speed pedal when a cop stopped me.
Can you believe it?
His radar can see THROUGH cars to see where your foot is at!
Good grief.
...not to mention this lecherous look in his eyes.
I'm sure he used it to see...other things.
D<
So basically, I paid $600 for a plane ticket, lost my suitcase, and a heavy fine of $2000, and I didn't get to go to Momocon 2009.
Eff my life.
-cries-
Last edited by L i x i e; 03-18-2009 at 05:15 AM..
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