"POTC", from Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow
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Me... I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for... because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly....stupid.
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Ollie from "The Mist"
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As a species, we're fundamentally insane. Put two of us in a room, we pick sides, and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
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Another one
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[Mrs. Carmody is preaching to her 'cult' and they're repeating expiation] Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today's word is 'expiation'.
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Irene from "The Mist"
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[after hurling a can of peas at Mrs. Carmody] Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!
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