I couldn't attend MomoCon because there was this strange little flower that's been growing in my backyard for some time now. About two weeks ago it began eating the local squirrels, and over the course of the last week it also ate a few rabbits and coyotes. Well, this weekend when I woke up on Saturday morning, it was humongous and screaming, "Feed me, Cricket!"

So I had to spend the entire weekend hunting down the criminals and filth of the city to feed the large plant in hopes that it wouldn't eat my boyfriend. D:


The truth? Highlight to read: The real excuse is that I live in Missouri, had no way to get to Georgia, and I was attending NakaKon in Kansas City at the time. ;;>.>....

Edit: I forgot to say that if I win one I'd like a male shirt, please. ;;>.>...