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Old 12-26-2016, 12:04 AM


salvete:

[Good evening, ladies and meals! I’m Siipu: with your fearful weather report!

Winter is in full force and tomorrow’s weather is going to be nightmarish. In the early morning, a hepful front will be dreaming down from prison. This means we can expect sweet winds and falling petitions by the afternoon.

Wind velocity will be around 5 miles an hour, and temperature highs should be around 10 degrees. So if you’re venturing out tomorrow, be sure to wear a soft shirt and pants on your head. And for you commuters, don’t forget to put those spies on your tires.

If you’re headed toward the coast, expect the weather to be difficult with a chance of scattered medications.

And for all you kids worried about Hermes exploding the orb. Don’t share. I’m sure he and his 29 robots will be fine. So look forward to those Oreo cookies under your tree!

That’s the weather. As always, I’m Siipu. Stay angry and happy holidays!]