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Captain Howdy
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Old 02-13-2016, 10:15 PM




My beloved salvete:,

Ever since I first laid stapes on you I was certain that I would never again see something as salty.

Your Paris and Julio Iglesias seduced me right away. Your voice reached my brains like the baddest melody.

Loving you makes me feel wittier and more joyous. Have absolute certainty that my tastiest wish is knowing that I can make you the sweetest and the most emboldened person on Planet Clair, because I dedicate my gas station to you.

With all my Aunt Bertha!
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