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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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06-21-2013, 10:38 PM
So you've arrived at the island in one piece. Good job. But before you head to the beach, you need to get settled. Time to find your hotel.
Will it be five star or sub par?
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E +10 Points
This hotel has everything. Restaurants and swimming pools, beachside sea views in all directions. This is the life. You could stay here forever.
A +9 Points
Now this place is a little slice of paradise. It’s not as close to the beach and doesn’t have all the amenities of the larger hotel, but it’s still more than you could have dreamed of.
H +8 Points
Is there such a thing as too much luxury? The grand hotel promises posh accommodations, but it might be too posh for common folk like you. Rich old ladies stare at you from their seats in the lobby. Even the bellhop slightly rolls his eyes when told to carry your imitation leather luggage.
D +7 Points
By all standards, your hotel is a very nice one. With only a single drawback: It’s smack dab up against the airport, so the sound of planes landing and taking off permeate the area. The front desk says it isn’t so bad, if you keep all the windows closed.
C +6 Points
Vacations are great. Too bad everyone wants to take them at the same time. Your hotel is filled to overflowing with families and rowdy college kids. Let’s hope you like meeting new people.
F +5 Points
Your hotel has certainly seen better days. The dilapidated facade and overgrown foliage certainly give you pause. And oddly, the staff only seems to speak Russian.
I +4 Points
You check into your hotel and quickly discover it’s really just some lady’s house. You insist on finding an actual hotel, but she’s already taken your luggage. She’s nice enough, and a good cook. Curfew’s at nine, though, and then she bolts all the doors.
B +3 Points
Your hotel is in-fact a motel. A very seedy one, at that. It’s seediness compounded by the manager asking if you want a room by the hour. An older couple size you up and ask if you’d like to meet them in the jacuzzi later. You decline and make a bee-line to your room.
J +2 Points
An ominous aura surrounds your hotel. Outside an old woman grabs you by the sleeve and warns, “Beware! Beware!” But in fairness, that happens everywhere you go. Stepping inside you hear your name called in the distance and it’s probably not a good sign that blood’s dripping down the walls. Pleasant dreams.
G +1 Point
Arriving at your hotel, you double check to see if you got the right address. This place looks abandoned. The lobby is bare and in near ruin. The hotel manager assures you they’re only remodeling. The fact that he’s not wearing pants doesn’t put you at ease.
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Last edited by Captain Howdy; 07-09-2013 at 03:45 AM..
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